i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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