Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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