she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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