This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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