wakey wakey hands off snakey
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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