You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just high enough for therapy.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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