When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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