Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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