Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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