Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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