he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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