I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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