So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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