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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Why don't you ever send me any naked pics

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(804): View more from Virginia

VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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they're staring at me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Why does Jon Cryer have a career?

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That is a good question.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(510): View more from California

Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Why do you think she gets more guys?

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well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that

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(678): View more from Georgia

Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before

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(331): View more from Illinois

What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.

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