Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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