Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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