I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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