I'm really into asian looking animals
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
