Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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