Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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