got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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