we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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