i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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