if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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