I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize