Moan for me like Helen Keller
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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