Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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