My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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