i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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