question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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