singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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