You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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