He asked to "fluff my boner.."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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