I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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