Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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