Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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