piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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