the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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