4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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