There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
id be glad to
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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