Do you still have your period?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
