I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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