Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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