In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
