At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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