I love black thongs
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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