Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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