mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I am one with the molecules
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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