This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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