There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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