Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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