Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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