Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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