I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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