Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Acid is not a monday night drug
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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