Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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