I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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