They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Is Oprah even human
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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